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December 7, 2006 | permalink

I went to the movies the other night, and saw Casino Royale (which was awesome). Afterwards, while using the restroom, I noticed a vending machine in there. It was full of basic stuff like Tylenol and antacids and eyedrops. Except for the last slot. The last slot was full of Body Play's Tattoos for Two - The Ultimate in Fun and Fantasy.

Now, I have a pretty good imagination, and I fail to see how that claim holds up, with the exception of teh '...for Two' part. Presumably we are talking about a pair of temporary tattoos, one for him and one for her, that are applied somewhere in the region of the respective erogenous zones. Presumably. If I had had four quarters, I assure you I would have bought them, just to see what the deal is. Because from this point on, as I play this out in my head, it gets ugly.

All I can imagine is ending up with some big, blurry, blue-green stain that looks like gangrene or some other unsavory condition. I don't see that being fun at all, let alone the subject of fantasy. To say nothing of being the ultimate in either category.

Am I misreading this? Am I applying my admittedly gutterbound mind to something completely innocent and going down the wrong path? Help me out, Gentle Readers.

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